Honestly, I could've really done without the whole "red carpet" LIVE event before the premiere actually started. Seriously, it was highly unnecessary. Like, I was super irritated and annoyed the entire time! But luckily, an hour into it, the premiere began. FINALLY!
Chris's comment 5 girls in, "This is not going to be easy." Ha!
And the girls...oh, the girls.
Well, there's Tara. Daisy Duke shorts and cowboy boots...and then she changed and went out for a second first impression. What the what?! I guess it was memorable at the very least. And then Chris was unsure of her because she was wasted drunk during the rose ceremony. I was just waiting for her to fall in those shoes. She was swaying back and forth so much and rolling her eyes. I for sure thought a trainwreck was going to ensue. Lucky for Tara, Chris decided to give her a second chance and chalked up the first night to nerves and just a little too much to drink. I guess we'll find out!
And then there's Kaitlyn. I might as well just go over the girls I highly dislike. Kaitlyn is one of them! Her first 'joke' to Chris out of the limo was that he could plow her field anytime. He was speechless! I would be too I guess. But then he keeps her, after she lays another dirty joke on them once inside. Oh my, it'll be interesting with her and Tara still around!
Then there's Amanda the ballet teacher. From the first moment they showed her I immediately prayed that Chris got rid of her. Just, no. She's ditzy and goofy and just doesn't seem like what Chris was going for. Luckily, Chris must've agreed and sent her packing. Adios, Amanda!
Last, but not least, Ashley S. No, no, no, no, no. As soon as she stepped out of the limo with her crazy eyes, it was obvious to me that she was a little bit psycho. She confirmed it when she got all dramatic and weird trying to get some one on one time with Chris. I really wanted the WWE Diva to just take her out back ;). But then when she was going on and on and on and on and on about a stupid onion which turned out to be a pomegranate - WHAT THE WHAT?! Crazy, that one. Sadly, Chris kept her around.
And now my top three!
And the sneak peek for the rest of the season: OMG! Drama, drama, drama. Chris apparently does something so terrible and hurts the women so badly. I was shocked, but he genuinely seems apologetic. It's apparently going to be the most dramatic and romantic season ever! I can totally see that. I can't wait for next Monday's episode!